| Ass
Hat |
The Tattoos found on a woman's
lower back |
Ass Over Tea Cups |
Losing a battle with gravity. This
could be on or off the bike (“She
was standing next to me on the picnic table and then next thing
I knew, she was Ass Over Tea Cups.”) |
Barter |
Beads and trinkets we use to illicit
photos and drinks from Local Talent |
Beer Ride |
Weekend ride where more time is spent
in the bar than on the bike. |
| Beverage |
Usually reference to a beer ("has
anyone seen my beverage?") |
| Brokeback Moment |
Singular:
Catching someone staring off into space. Possibly thinking of
a forbidden love.(He's either having
a heat stroke or a Brokeback moment)
Plural: If you
walk up on two people of the same sex, and they immediately
get quite when you walk up. You have walked in on a Brokeback
Moment. (I caught Mike & John
in a Brokeback Moment) |
Coin Slot |
The exposure of a woman's ass crack
due to low riding pants. |
Daddy Parts |
Any parts that can only be found on
a daddy. |
Day Tripper |
A cyclist that hops into the middle
of a multi day ride and hops back out when convenient . Day trippers
always look fresh and clean shaven and anxious to talk about how
challenging the days ride was. |
Dipe |
Cycling shorts with a big chamois
("come here you dirty dipe") |
Dub Dub Dub |
Reference to someone's website |
| Facilities |
Restrooms ("have
the host offered up the facilities?") |
A
"Farkus":n |
Someone that is intentionally mean.
Taken from the kid in Christmas Story
(this Farkus told me that my pink riding
shorts and red feathered bowa made me look gay) |
Flatitude |
The rosier disposition experienced
on a route after several difficult days of a multi day ride
gets easier. This is usually expressed in other cyclist willingness
to engage in conversation or smile when riding.
|
| Gentleman or
Lady Caller |
Someone who spends the night in our
camp. Unexpected or otherwise. ("I
believe someone's Lady Caller squatted outside my tent last night") |
Glorious BM |
The announcement to other Krewe members
that you are still regular ("Ladies
and Gentle persons, can I have your attention. I would like to
announce the arrival of my Glorious BM") |
Gorgy |
A derivative from "gorgeous",
something that is extraordinarily good. Usually used to explain
a perfect day. |
| Hoople Head |
Someone riding on the route who is riding sporadically
and putting other cyclist in danger. Hoopel Heads are usually
non cyclist that want to see what it's like to ride from their
town to the next town over. ("In
that last little town there was some freak'en Hoopel Head that
just stopped right in middle of the road and caused a 6 bike
pile up.") |
Hot
Mud |
Horse Crap found on the road (Opps,
you almost lost it in that HOT MUD didn't you?) |
my
"House" |
A person's tent. A tent us usually referred to
a "House" after a night of heavy drinking ("Ok,
I've had nuff, I'm going to my house") |
Jackass-er-ie |
Acting like a Jackass. The is an arrestable offence
on Ragbrai. This term comes
to us from Bear on Team Evil. |
Junk |
A man's daddy parts |
K-FED UNIE |
Outfit worn by white kids. White Tank Top / Baggy
Jean Shorts / Hat Cocked To the Side / White Tubesocks / White
on White Tennis Shoes |
Lancejam |
Traffic jam caused by Lance entourage |
Legs Akimbo |
Getting caught in sexually congress. ("there
they were on the dumpster in the alley; Legs Akimbo") |
| Local Talent |
This phrase is borrowed from Team Martini,
and is commonly used amongst Ragbrai teams. "Local Talent"
are the towns people that mingle in the beer gardens with the
cyclist. The better looking the local, the more talent they
have. |
MILFtacular |
A mommy who has taken Very
good care of herself. |
| Moist Center of Gravity (M-COG) |
3" Diameter pool of sweat at the bottom of
a cycling chamois that stays moist from the time you put your
shorts on, until the time you take them off. |
Mommy Parts |
Any parts that can only be found on a mommy |
Muffin Top |
The roll of fat that gathers under a woman's armpit
and is the cause of a tight girdle |
Potion |
Any beverage that contains alcohol. Usually
a mixed drink. ("What kind of potion are you drinking?") |
Throw A Leg |
Someone who is willing to enter into sexual congress
at the drop of a hat. ("Let me
put it this way, she wasn't afraid to throw a leg") |
| Tourist |
A Krewe member that chooses to ride on the
bus instead of their bike |
Tramp Stamp |
Tattoo found on a woman's lower back. These tattoos
are meant to generate attention during the "College Years",
but become quickly covered up during the "Mommy Years". |
TSB |
Toxic Seamen Backup |
Yam Yams |
Breast. They can belong to either a man or
a woman. ("Is it me, or has Pimp's
yam yams gotten bigger from last year.") |
